While spitting in the punchbowl and lacing the finger sandwiches with silly string, Speedo was yet again attending(Sabotaging) another retarded, PTA funded event, Because school fucking sucks. it was then such a moment of pure random coincidence that his hot 4 doors down bombastic, cool, edgy, 18 year old . . . -ish model neighbor with the "supposed" shyness of a baby ostrich had spotted Speedo across the dance floor.
He panicked, discarding the evidence under the table whilst his heart profusely beating the shit out of his rib cage like mike tyson in a costco meatlocker. She walked towards him with strut in step then curled her arms around him like a nasty squid porno.
With his tender orphan like fingers crunched in palm; he bit his lower lip and tried his hardest to resist his totally non-gay monkey urges to the point of nearly spunking himself.
She drew closer and whispered into his ear...
"Is your sister single? She's hot..."
It was from then on that speedo had never felt a pain such as this in his life to where his labido had receded so far into his groin, he had achieved the legendary Reverse Boner.
He then later cured himself by fish hooking his dick out and jerkin it to a picture of zach
THER EEGGHNDDaah